Have you ever wanted the thrill of opening PORCH PIRATE LOOT, without . . . you know . . . trespassing and stealing? A photo is making the rounds . . . showing a vending machine in Germany that sells unopened, mystery packages.  You don't know what's in them, they just look like random packages from Amazon.  And that's basically what they are. They contain returned or unclaimed merchandise from online retailers . . . stuff that no one wants.  The retailer doesn't think they're worth paying to have shipped back or restocked . . . especially if it's supposed to go back [...]

The chances of you actually needing to help while seated in an exit row of an airplane are basically nil.  So just say "yes" and get back to enjoying that extra five inches of legroom . . . Everyone on a Frontier flight out of Charlotte had to deplane after a woman in an exit row joked that she WOULDN'T help in an emergency. She said out loud, "I'm not going to save anybody.  If something happens, I'm going to save myself first." Normally if you said that, they'd just move you to a different row.  But she ended up being [...]

Do you share a car with someone?  If so, make sure you leave the radio tuned to THIS STATION when you get home.   Someone polled 2,000 married couples who share a car, and asked for the most annoying things about getting into the car after someone else used it.   Finding the radio set to a station you HATE made the Top 10.  So just play it safe and leave us on always.  They'll thank you for it.   Here are the most annoying things about getting into the car after someone else drove it . . .   1.  [...]

Some people get a little crazy with the customizations when ordering delivery . . . but no one has done anything THIS extreme. Some guy named Greg went viral for placing a very strange order from McDonald's on Saturday, through a delivery service. He ordered a Triple Cheeseburger, but had EVERYTHING removed . . . so, no ketchup, no mustard, no pickle, no onions, no cheese, no bun, and no meat.  He says he just wanted to see what happened. When the driver got to the restaurant, he texted Greg saying, "Cheeseburger with everything removed, including the bun and meat . . . so you're [...]

On Monday, a brand new DMV opened in Lincoln, Nebraska . . . and it didn't take long for SHEER CHAOS to break out, and wait times to add up. A FEW HOURS after the place officially opened, a 34-year-old man named Joseph Schrader walked in with some fish and carrots. He shouted, "Something fishy is going on!"  And then threw fish and carrots everywhere.  (???)  It's unclear how much fish and carrots he had, but it must have been a lot. Officials say he caused around $9,000 in damages to the brand new DMV . . . mostly to the [...]

There's no "good place" to start brawling with a coworker.  But there is a WORST place:  Inside a BURNING BUILDING.   Fire crews in Detroit were called to a burning house at 2:00 A.M. on Saturday morning . . . and the fire wasn't the only drama.   At some point, one of the firefighters on the scene started ASSAULTING one of the other firefighters . . . AS they were in their gear, fighting the fire.  (???)   It was so bad that the chief on the scene had to call the police for help.  They arrived and hauled the problem [...]