Axe Body Spray Prevents Sheep from Fighting

2024-04-17T12:48:05-05:00April 17th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KMHL|

If it turns out this works on humans, the makers of Axe Body Spray might be preventing a LOT of drunken brawls. "The Wall Street Journal" just did a big write-up on how farmers have started using Axe Body Spray to prevent male sheep from fighting.  (???) Someone realized the smell is so strong, it masks the rams' natural pheromones.  It's a trick that's apparently been filtering through the sheepherding community for several years. A specific scent called Axe Africa is supposed to work best.  (Wikipedia says it's also marketed under the name Axe Kilo.) So if your sheep can't get along . . . or other guys constantly want [...]

Caitlin Clark Will Earn Less on Her WNBA Rookie Contract Than Three NBA Mascots

2024-04-17T12:38:47-05:00April 17th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KKCK, KMHL|

Caitlin Clark is one of the most famous athletes in the world right now, male OR female.  And she just got picked #1 overall in the WNBA draft by the Indiana Fever.  So she's on her way, right? Well, financially speaking, not so much.  As a WNBA rookie, her salary will be pretty pitiful.  Over the next four years, she'll make $338,056.  Here's how that breaks down by year: 2024:  $76,535 2025:  $78,066 2026:  $85,873 2027:  $97,582 Meanwhile, Victor Wembanyama, the #1 overall pick by the San Antonio Spurs in 2023 NBA Draft, is making $55.1 million in his first four years. The [...]

Feel Burnt Out At Work?? Everyone But Your Boss Seems To Know.

2024-04-17T10:54:37-05:00April 17th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KKCK, KMHL|

Feeling burnt out at work?  You hide it well.   A new poll found most bosses think their employees are doing great when it comes to avoiding burn-out at work.  But when you ask the employees, you get a very different answer.   89% of managers said they think their workers are "thriving" right now, but only 24% of those employees agree.  76% said they're burnt out, or just don't care about their job.   In other words, 9 in 10 bosses think everyone's loving it.  But in reality, most people kind of dread going to work.   The poll found [...]

A Man Is Being Harassed . . . with Endless Pizza?

2024-04-16T15:32:43-05:00April 16th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KKCK, KMHL|

When you were a kid, did you ever play that prank where you ordered a pizza and had it sent to someone's house?  Well, this is how you take that prank . . . to the EXTREME. There's a guy in Canada named Justin Rybicki, and he's being harassed by ENDLESS pizza deliveries. It's been happening for the last six months, and he can't get it to stop.  At first, they were coming from a place called Pizza 73.  The orders are using not only his address, but also his email and his phone number. They are NOT being charged to [...]

Jelly Roll Lost 70 Pounds and He’s Not Stopping There!

2024-04-16T15:21:20-05:00April 16th, 2024|Categories: KARL|

Jelly Roll is down almost 70 pounds.  And on top of that, he just said he is quote, "planning on losing another 100-something pounds."  It's going to be crazy when he debuts his new skinnier self. Back in January, he was challenged to compete in a race called the "Two Bears 5K" that takes place in May with comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura.  And he took the challenge seriously. Jelly talked about it in a feature with "People" magazine.  He said, "I'm doing two to three miles a day, four to six days a week.  I'm doing 20-30 minutes in the sauna, and six minutes in the [...]

An Airline Passenger Claims They Were Extorted for a “Tip” at a Check-In Counter

2024-04-15T13:06:11-05:00April 15th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KMHL|

People are obsessed with how "tipping culture" is out of control, but sometimes it has a bit of a negative, "quid quo pro" vibe . . . or it's straight up EXTORTION. An airline passenger says they were at a United ticketing counter at the Newark, New Jersey airport last week . . . and the agent said their checked bag was a half-pound too heavy. The agent said, "Ah, don't worry.  I don't see anything" . . . and gave them a high five.  The customer thought they were getting a nice break, but then he said, "You can leave [...]

A Healthcare Worker Inserted Acupuncture Needles in a Patient and Went Home to Sleep?

2024-04-15T13:02:53-05:00April 15th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KKCK, KMHL|

Some people don't want to do acupuncture because they're scared of needles.  Well, now there's something else to be worried about. A healthcare provider in Iowa who specializes in acupuncture is in trouble . . . because after they inserted the needles, they ran back home for a bit . . . fell asleep . . . and COMPLETELY FORGOT about the patient. The patient waited about two hours after the session was supposed to end . . . then pulled the needles out themselves and called the police. The worker's name is  Xiaodong "Dave" Wang.  He won't face any ACTUAL [...]

O.J. Simpson Is Dead

2024-04-12T12:35:24-05:00April 12th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KKCK, KMHL|

O.J. Simpson died Wednesday after a battle with cancer.  He was 76 years old. I think we all know the bio:  He won the Heisman Trophy as a running back for USC, then had a record-breaking NFL career with the Buffalo Bills. After that he transitioned to a career as a sideline reporter, a commercial pitchman . . . famously for the Hertz car rental company . . . and an actor. The highlight of his Hollywood career was easily his role as the bumbling cop Nordberg in the "Naked Gun" movies. But then in 1994, SOMEBODY killed O.J.'s ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman.  Cue the white Bronco chase, [...]

A Library Made a Little Goof . . . Giving Out Counterfeit Eclipse Glasses?

2024-04-12T12:34:02-05:00April 12th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KARZ, KKCK, KMHL|

If LIBRARIES want to make it through another century, they probably don't want to make a habit of BLINDING the next generation. A library in New Jersey made a little goof earlier this week, when they got a bunch of eclipse glasses so that local children could witness the wonders of science.  But instead it became a lesson on the evils of big business. The Moorestown Library in Jersey somehow figured out that the eclipse glasses they were handing out may have been COUNTERFEIT.  Thankfully, they noticed it ahead of time, but just barely. About TWO HOURS before the eclipse, the [...]

Jelly Roll Brought to Tears by American Idol Contestant

2024-04-12T12:27:55-05:00April 12th, 2024|Categories: KARL, KKCK|

If you didn’t know, Jelly Roll is a guest mentor on this season of "American Idol".  And a recent performance by a contestant named Mia Matthews brought him to tears. The song she chose was "Daddy's Hands" by Holly Dunn as an homage to her late father.   They were filming in Hawaii and Mia mentioned that her dad was Hawaiian, but he died before he was able to show Mia his hometown. This hit Jelly pretty hard because as soon as she started rehearsing the song, he started crying.  When Mia finished, Jelly said, "I lost my father in 2019.  So brave of you to pick that song." And in [...]

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