Walmart isn't exactly a world-renowned farmer's market, but if it's YOUR go-to place for fresh fruits and vegetables, they owe you money. Walmart recently agreed to settle a class-action lawsuit alleging they'd charged customers more than they should have for weighted goods . . . including packed poultry, pork, and seafood . . . and bagged citrus items. They're shelling out $45 MILLION to people who made fresh purchases from October of 2018 to this past January, which covers FIVE YEARS.  To get your piece of that, you can file a claim online. Unfortunately, each person's share will be small.  If [...]

 What's the worst possible animal you could find staring up at you while you're on the toilet?  A spider?  Maybe a snake? The phrase "TOILET RAT" is trending after a guy in Montreal dealt with one.  His case was just published in a medical journal . . . which is never good. A 76-year-old man found a rat in his toilet bowl, and decided to remove it himself.  Unfortunately, it bit two of his fingers.  (At least it didn't bite something else!) He went to the E.R., where they cleaned the wounds and gave him a tetanus shot.  But he was back [...]

This is something you have to see to believe. A porch pirate was caught stealing a package from a home in Sacramento last week . . . dressed as a TRASH BAG.  A MOVING trash bag.  (???) The homeowner, Omar Munoz, shared doorbell security footage of the thief waddling up to his porch underneath a TIED garbage bag.  The person under the bag shuffles over to the package, grabs it, and then scoots away. Omar said he was angry at first . . . then he thought maybe it was a prank . . . now, he just finds it FUNNY.  He [...]

Are you someone who never pays full price?  Here's a guy who ALWAYS does . . . Cops in Cleveland have been trying to track down a guy who pulled a gun on a Burger King worker . . . because his breakfast cost LESS than expected. It happened on Easter.  He was in the drive-thru and ordered a sausage biscuit, hash browns, and two sausage-egg-and-cheese croissants.  His order came out to around $8.  But he told the employee it should be more like $11. 38-year-old Howard Vernon was working the drive-thru.  He explained to the guy that they were running [...]

Have you ever had one of those mornings when you're torn between an EVERYTHING BAGEL . . . and a bowl of INSTANT RAMEN? Nissin Foods has just announced a new limited-edition flavor of Cup Noodles:  Everything Bagel, with Cream Cheese.  (I love how Everything Bagel wasn't wild enough . . . they had to add the cream cheese.) It combines ramen noodles with that "Everything" combo of caraway seeds . . . dried onion . . . garlic . . . poppy seeds . . . and sesame seeds, with a cream cheese-flavored sauce. No, this isn't an April Fools' Day prank [...]