If the cops arrested Batman, he could be hit with a litany of charges: Speeding . . . impersonating an officer . . . breaking and entering . . . trespassing . . . assault . . . or stalking. But DUI wouldn’t be one of them.
A 42-year-old man in Michigan named Jamal Batman was arrested for DUI last weekend, and it was kind of obvious: The troopers saw an open bottle of tequila inside the vehicle. And there was more . . .
The police said, “After Batman was taken out of the patrol vehicle at the jail, troopers located a small plastic baggie containing a white powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine where Batman had been seated.”
Batman was hit with four charges: DUI (his THIRD offense), driving with open intoxicants, possession of cocaine, and driving with a revoked license. He’s being held on $100,000 bond.
(Here’s Batman’s mugshot.)
