If the cops arrested Batman, he could be hit with a litany of charges:  Speeding . . . impersonating an officer . . . breaking and entering . . . trespassing . . . assault . . . or stalking.  But DUI wouldn’t be one of them.

A 42-year-old man in Michigan named Jamal Batman was arrested for DUI last weekend, and it was kind of obvious:  The troopers saw an open bottle of tequila inside the vehicle.  And there was more . . .

The police said, “After Batman was taken out of the patrol vehicle at the jail, troopers located a small plastic baggie containing a white powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine where Batman had been seated.”

Batman was hit with four charges:  DUI (his THIRD offense), driving with open intoxicants, possession of cocaine, and driving with a revoked license.  He’s being held on $100,000 bond.


(Here’s Batman’s mugshot.)