Canada Is Dealing with Serial Butter Thieves?!?
Certain kinds of old-timey crimes have been romanticized . . . like "the art of pickpocketing." So maybe someday we can do that with THIS: Canada is apparently dealing with a BUTTER THIEVERY SYNDICATE . . . primarily operating in Guelph, Ontario. Over the past week, there were two large butter thefts from different grocery stores. We're not talking about shoving a few packs in your coat . . . in both cases, two men got away with several CASES of butter. The first theft was valued at $936, and the second was $958. They got away with [...]



