Kate Middleton is alive and . . . as far as anyone can see . . . well.  She was spotted on Saturday with her husband Prince William, and there’s video to prove it.

They went to a place called the Windsor Farm Shop, about a mile from their home, and Kate was even smiling.  The kids weren’t with them.  (Which explains the smile.  Am I right, parents???)

Witnesses say Kate looked, quote, “happy, relaxed, and healthy.”

Supposedly, they also spent part of the day watching their kids play sports.