I’m pretty sure we live in the stupidest version of America that’s ever existed. And here’s just one small bit of proof:
The Pentagon actually had to deny that Taylor Swift is a secret government agent, after a Fox News host floated a ridiculous conspiracy theory.
Jesse Watters suggested earlier this week that Taylor could be, quote, “a front for a covert political agenda” to get young people to vote Democrat.
The Pentagon’s response was about as serious as Jesse’s theory. They said, quote, “As for this conspiracy theory, we are going to SHAKE IT OFF.”