Kate Middleton is alive and . . . as far as anyone can see . . . well. She was spotted on Saturday with her husband Prince William, and there’s video to prove it.
They went to a place called the Windsor Farm Shop, about a mile from their home, and Kate was even smiling. The kids weren’t with them. (Which explains the smile. Am I right, parents???)
Witnesses say Kate looked, quote, “happy, relaxed, and healthy.”
Supposedly, they also spent part of the day watching their kids play sports.
(TMZ)
