The internet is a SUPER WEIRD place sometimes, especially when it comes to memes.

There’s a meme on social media, where people are posting this:  “[Blank] would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”  But it ISN’T a beautiful name, it’s an absurd name.  Like, “Ponderosa.”  (???)

If you’re wondering WHY . . . well, you’re asking too much of the internet.

Here are some of the “best” ones:

1.  “Activia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

2.  “Ramen would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

3.  “Sega Dreamcast would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

4.  “Peanut Butter Bagel would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

5.  “Velveeta would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

6.  “Olive Garden would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

7.  “Calamari would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

8.  “Brita Filter would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

9.  “Kitchenette would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

10.  “Marshmallow would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

11.  “Alimony would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

12.  “EBITDA would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

13.  “Agony would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

14.  “Garnier Fructis would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

15.  “Tilapia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

16.  “Roth Ira would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

17.  “Banana Pepper would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

18.  “Circadian Rhythm would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

19.  “Totality would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”

20.  “We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.”  (???)

(Buzzfeed)