Anybody out there good with rhymes? Because I know there’s a joke here . . .
There once was a man from Nantucket . . . who just had to cancel all his credit cards. (???)
Noah Karberg is the manager of Nantucket Memorial Airport in Massachusetts. He lost his wallet on Sunday when he got robbed in broad daylight by a SEAGULL.
He was loading bags into his car at the grocery store, and set his wallet down on his shopping cart. The gull swooped in, snagged the wallet, and took off.
He says his first thought was, “I want my wallet back” . . . and his second thought was, “I probably look like an idiot chasing a flying bird through [a] parking lot.”
He chased it across the lot, over a fence, and onto the roof of a car wash next door before he finally gave up.
There’s a video of it on the roof, shaking the cash out. Then it picks the wallet back up in its beak and flies off.
Obviously, the bird didn’t eat the wallet. It probably just dropped it somewhere, but no one’s turned it in yet.
(Here’s the video.)
