Never mess with a man on a tricycle . . . with a machete.
A man in Florida got into a fight with another man early Sunday at a beach, and apparently, the fight was over a TRICYCLE’S “HEADLIGHTS.”
The victim was riding a tricycle down the beach while using a flashlight as a “headlight.” The assailant didn’t like the light shining in his face, and started arguing with him.
At one point, the attacker noticed that the victim had a MACHETE in the basket of his trike . . . so he grabbed it, struck the victim with it, and there was a struggle.
The victim took the machete back, but cut his left hand in the process. He drove away on the tricycle . . . called 911 . . . and was eventually taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
The police brought a suspect in, but they didn’t have enough to charge him.