The police spend too much of their time dealing with DRUG ABUSERS . . . but thankfully, some druggies are helping cops be more efficient.

 

On Tuesday night, officers in Portland, Oregon stopped a man and a woman in their 30s driving a stolen car . . . and they searched the vehicle.

 

They found cash . . . a loaded revolver . . . scales . . . and drugs, including more than 10 grams of fentanyl and meth.  The drugs were easy to spot, because they were inside a bag that said, “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs.”  (???)  (Here’s a photo.)

 

The man faces charges of delivery of meth, unlawful possession of meth, unauthorized use of a vehicle, and possession of a stolen vehicle.  Prosecutors haven’t brought charges against the woman at the moment.