Today Is “Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day” . . . But You Already Knew That

  Raise your hand if you knew it was “Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day” . . . No one?  Well, mark it in your calendars!  This might by the most important day all year.

It’s a day we can finally celebrate great titles like, “Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog” by Johnny Cash . . . or “Sic’ Em on a Chicken” by Zac Brown Band.

Here are some other quirky titles that’ll brighten your day:

1.  “You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd“ by Roger Miller.

2.  “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus“ by Jimmy Buffett.

3.  “I Still Like Bologna“ by Alan Jackson.  (This should’ve won a Pulitzer.)

4.  “Do You Want Fries with That“ by Tim McGraw.

5.  And last, but not least, “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly“ by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty.

(National Today / Parade)